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alex-shelley

Age/Gender: 18, Male
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alex-shelley

Go Kill Yourself!

Posted by alex-shelley Jun. 7, 2008 @ 6:20 AM EDT

Go Kill Yourself

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Updated: 06/15/08 2:24 AM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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80 Comments

Jun. 7, 2008 | 7:54 AM Jesus-Owns-X says:

I love my life why would i kill myself?

Jun. 7, 2008 | 1:08 PM alex-shelley responds:

i dont know something to do?

Jun. 7, 2008 | 7:56 AM Jesus-Owns-X says:

Also why the fuck did you vote down on my stuff you asshole

Jun. 7, 2008 | 1:08 PM alex-shelley responds:

i dont vote that often

Jun. 7, 2008 | 8:36 AM C1ph3r says:

Why don't YOU kill YOURSELF? You're really useless here. Haven't you noticed that nobody loves you? If you do, then go jump off from a cliff all naked. I hope you will die from the impact and that some native people will be fucking your corpse.

Jun. 7, 2008 | 1:09 PM alex-shelley responds:

that would be hot

Jun. 7, 2008 | 9:16 AM Kagoe says:

Is that guy retarded or somein'?

Jun. 7, 2008 | 1:09 PM alex-shelley responds:

he was really depressed i think

Jun. 7, 2008 | 10:34 AM W-P-S says:

you tell those nigers

Jun. 7, 2008 | 1:10 PM alex-shelley responds:

yea cause those niggers need to be told

Jun. 7, 2008 | 1:58 PM jerseyendless says:

YOU GO KILL YOURSELF BITCH!!!

Jun. 7, 2008 | 4:10 PM alex-shelley responds:

No cause then i might die

Jun. 7, 2008 | 4:15 PM goatseluva says:

DON'T KILL YOURSELF YOU WONDERFUL PERSON!

Jun. 7, 2008 | 5:50 PM alex-shelley responds:

Why thank you Goatse
But I wasn't going to kill myself

Jun. 7, 2008 | 8:45 PM Yrtnej says:

Why do you hate us so much? If you wanted everyone on NG to die, then there would be no NG. So I say to you, Go die yourself, and of course that was intentional.

Jun. 7, 2008 | 9:41 PM alex-shelley responds:

how do i die myself?

Jun. 7, 2008 | 9:00 PM Zetvirus55 says:

oh so this is why you left shit on my newspage

Jun. 7, 2008 | 9:42 PM alex-shelley responds:

probably

Jun. 7, 2008 | 9:52 PM Brick-top says:

*click* *click* deleted

Jun. 7, 2008 | 10:42 PM alex-shelley responds:

o yea?

Jun. 8, 2008 | 2:49 AM pledge07 says:

Here's your reward for answering the question correctly! :)

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/ima ges/pic/PTGPOD/826309~Chocolate-Chip-
Cookie-on-White-Background-Posters.jp g

Jun. 8, 2008 | 8:48 AM alex-shelley responds:

Thank You :)

Jun. 8, 2008 | 2:40 PM Zuperduper says:

you go kill yourself you fag

Jun. 8, 2008 | 4:08 PM alex-shelley responds:

No i'm not stupid

Jun. 10, 2008 | 10:12 AM Rookar says:

Join the Anti Kitty Krew Club!

http://z4.invisionfree.com/Anti_Kitty _Krew_Club/index.php?act=idx

All KK haters are welcome!

Jun. 10, 2008 | 3:05 PM alex-shelley responds:

I dont hate anyone so
Go Kill Yourself

Jun. 10, 2008 | 12:24 PM Powermax says:

u r right !!!

Jun. 10, 2008 | 3:06 PM alex-shelley responds:

Finally i'm right :)

Jun. 11, 2008 | 6:10 PM Jesuslizard says:

you honestly think your paltry little words can cause me to doubt enuf I would kill myself?
HA!
I laugh in your encreadibly pretentiouse face you ignoramice.

Jun. 11, 2008 | 8:00 PM alex-shelley responds:

HOLY SHIT your spelling is bad
don't use big words if you can't spell them moron

Jun. 12, 2008 | 10:52 AM Masterluigi34 says:

WTF? Go kill myself? Go kill ur self u emo!

Jun. 12, 2008 | 11:34 AM alex-shelley responds:

You spelt Moe wrong

Jun. 12, 2008 | 1:19 PM Zuperduper says:

leav newgrounds you spamer and keep off my page in fact your banned so leave me the f^&* alone

Jun. 12, 2008 | 2:49 PM alex-shelley responds:

HOLY SHIT you banned me :(

Jun. 12, 2008 | 2:57 PM themeganator28 says:

Aww, thank you ever soo much for leaving me a lovely comment. I see telling people to kill themselves is a hobby for you! Thats great! But I do have a question, you talk about killing yourself so much so why don't you take your own advice and well...Kill yourself!! Just a question for such a nice person with loads of maturity! :D

Jun. 12, 2008 | 3:10 PM alex-shelley responds:

i don't take advice from assholes

Jun. 12, 2008 | 5:39 PM asuacytaco says:

k i wanna kill my self help me please

Jun. 12, 2008 | 7:40 PM alex-shelley responds:

Watch my video it tells you how

Jun. 12, 2008 | 8:14 PM StaticWave says:

Some douche bag was here!

Jun. 12, 2008 | 8:17 PM alex-shelley responds:

What was his name?

Jun. 12, 2008 | 10:45 PM Zetvirus55 says:

do you enjoy spamming the living shit out of every last postable page on this site?

Jun. 13, 2008 | 12:46 AM alex-shelley responds:

Yes or else I wouldn't do it

Jun. 12, 2008 | 10:57 PM raggy704 says:

sorry, i forgot i was supposed to do that today. oh, besides, it's a sad attempt at advertising a crappy flash submission.

Bye.

Jun. 13, 2008 | 12:46 AM alex-shelley responds:

I'm not advertising nothing

Jun. 13, 2008 | 12:42 AM Mizar says:

You go kill yourself, choi!

Jun. 13, 2008 | 12:47 AM alex-shelley responds:

I'm not choi

Jun. 13, 2008 | 6:10 AM STeeLRaTnl says:

wat

Jun. 13, 2008 | 6:15 AM alex-shelley responds:

Twat

Jun. 13, 2008 | 6:14 AM STeeLRaTnl says:

also, what's your point?

you're either a weird unsocial person with mental problems, or you do this because it makes you sexually excited.

in Both ways you're a little lifeless queer

Jun. 13, 2008 | 6:15 AM alex-shelley responds:

HEY!
I'm not little

Jun. 13, 2008 | 12:56 PM Boberty says:

steel alex is coo,, l fuck you

Jun. 16, 2008 | 11:49 AM alex-shelley responds:

i fuck you too

Jun. 13, 2008 | 1:29 PM JimmySaint says:

why dont you

Jun. 16, 2008 | 11:50 AM alex-shelley responds:

i'm busy

Jun. 15, 2008 | 2:37 PM Kagoe says:

I have a life thanks.

Jun. 16, 2008 | 11:50 AM alex-shelley responds:

thats pretty cool

Jun. 16, 2008 | 11:11 AM kuttie says:

u dont want me to kill myself... do u??? plez say no

Jun. 16, 2008 | 11:50 AM alex-shelley responds:

No Dont I was only joking

Jun. 16, 2008 | 11:56 AM kuttie says:

ok good cuz i wazent goin to anyways
im not dumb dude

Jun. 17, 2008 | 12:01 AM alex-shelley responds:

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Jun. 16, 2008 | 9:59 PM fatty1234567 says:

wat is ur deal u need help and fast fucking syco

Jun. 17, 2008 | 12:01 AM alex-shelley responds:

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Jun. 16, 2008 | 10:47 PM Rageblood says:

Yay! The process of natural selection! Now go tell dumbasses and raise the national IQ!

Jun. 17, 2008 | 12:01 AM alex-shelley responds:

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Jun. 16, 2008 | 10:56 PM kornrox says:

ill heed your advise

Jun. 19, 2008 | 1:10 AM alex-shelley responds:

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Jun. 17, 2008 | 8:52 AM Dimolecular says:

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Jun. 19, 2008 | 1:11 AM alex-shelley responds:

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Jun. 17, 2008 | 12:05 PM marianne13 says:

you're weird.

Jun. 19, 2008 | 1:11 AM alex-shelley responds:

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Jun. 17, 2008 | 1:44 PM SunCody999 says:

you suck cock sucker

Jun. 19, 2008 | 1:11 AM alex-shelley responds:

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Jun. 17, 2008 | 2:00 PM NonPlusUltra says:

Haidouken !

Jun. 19, 2008 | 1:11 AM alex-shelley responds:

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Jun. 17, 2008 | 3:41 PM addisonthrasher says:

Get a life, and if you don't want to, shut up and kill your self and leave everyone else alone, we're better off with out all of your crap

Jun. 19, 2008 | 1:11 AM alex-shelley responds:

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Jun. 17, 2008 | 5:44 PM alienhominid100 says:

wow, an stupid catch phrase for a stupid person, a brain twister, huh!!! go jump in a lake you loser why are you such an ass

Jun. 19, 2008 | 1:11 AM alex-shelley responds:

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Jun. 19, 2008 | 3:05 AM hereforrock says:

lol, everyone is getting angry. what the hell to get angry about? you're just telling us to go kill ourselves. it's not like you're actually killing us...

Jun. 19, 2008 | 4:29 AM alex-shelley responds:

i know it's just a suggestion

Jun. 20, 2008 | 5:52 AM Dimolecular says:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mytholog y_of_Lost#The_Numbers

I solved the mystery! :0

Jun. 20, 2008 | 5:55 AM alex-shelley responds:

thank god im free from the numbers

Jun. 20, 2008 | 5:13 PM MoonShade777 says:

you know what.....GO FUCK YOURSELF AND GO TO HELL YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT.....FUCK OFF AND LEAVE EVERYONE THE FUCK ALONE YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jun. 20, 2008 | 6:02 PM alex-shelley responds:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jun. 20, 2008 | 5:51 PM MoonShade777 says:

SCREW YOU

Jun. 20, 2008 | 6:02 PM alex-shelley responds:

you're crazy

Jun. 20, 2008 | 8:57 PM hereforrock says:

WOw, a motivational speaker who is also a drummer that goes around telling everyone to kill themselves. You're an inspiration to us all!!!

Jun. 21, 2008 | 1:25 AM alex-shelley responds:

yes i am

Jun. 21, 2008 | 6:16 PM rickybayness says:

suck my balls, bitch

Jun. 21, 2008 | 7:27 PM alex-shelley responds:

only if you dip them in chocolate

Jun. 21, 2008 | 7:42 PM tacomaster95 says:

do i have to hang my self or clit my neck

Jun. 21, 2008 | 7:47 PM alex-shelley responds:

you have a clit on your neck?
wow thats fucking awesome

Jun. 21, 2008 | 8:37 PM xXsnowbladeXx says:

Nah, im good

Jun. 21, 2008 | 9:31 PM alex-shelley responds:

ok good

Jun. 22, 2008 | 11:03 AM J-ratt says:

No, F@#K you!

Jun. 22, 2008 | 2:06 PM alex-shelley responds:

Eat Shit and go to Burger King

Jun. 22, 2008 | 1:37 PM emo-me says:

why?and im more of a goth

Jun. 22, 2008 | 2:07 PM alex-shelley responds:

Well i'm more of a pony

Jun. 22, 2008 | 3:42 PM J-ratt says:

Dude, everyone hates you get off of Newgrounds and while your at it go kill yourself. seriously stay off of people's news pages you racist F@#K

Jun. 22, 2008 | 7:22 PM alex-shelley responds:

your words are very hurtful

Jun. 24, 2008 | 12:57 PM D-Smyth says:

here you're bein racist and I could get you in a lot of trouble you ****

Jun. 24, 2008 | 1:56 PM alex-shelley responds:

how are you gonna get me in trouble?

Jun. 24, 2008 | 2:13 PM D-Smyth says:

nobody likes you

Jun. 24, 2008 | 5:38 PM alex-shelley responds:

Jesus likes me

Jun. 25, 2008 | 5:46 PM SnawsBall says:

I think you just say something minor, and then some react resulting in a little pissy shit storm, funny, I enjoy to watch. But for people that are really fucking stupid, An Hero is thr best way to clean the human gene pool of stupidity. Keep on pissing people off, it's funny :3

Jun. 30, 2008 | 10:54 AM alex-shelley responds:

lol

Jun. 25, 2008 | 6:25 PM SnawsBall says:

2.20 / 5.00 (+ 0.020)

Keep it up, a sequel would be kick ass, it was an epic work of art.

Jun. 30, 2008 | 10:54 AM alex-shelley responds:

ok i'll make another

Jun. 28, 2008 | 6:08 AM Kagoe says:

Lol, his expression is kinda amusing. :D

Jun. 30, 2008 | 10:53 AM alex-shelley responds:

oh it sure fucking is

Jun. 28, 2008 | 6:25 PM SunCody999 says:

GO SHIT YOURSELF AND FUCK YOUR MOM ASS COCK SUCKER.
PS: GO ROT IN A HOLE JACK ASS.
PS: YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!

Jun. 29, 2008 | 3:13 AM alex-shelley responds:

i poop in a toilet

Jun. 29, 2008 | 11:15 PM smitty0123 says:

hey wanna check out a dead body?

anyway, how did u get flash for free?

Jun. 30, 2008 | 10:55 AM alex-shelley responds:

warez

Jun. 30, 2008 | 11:56 AM rickybayness says:

RACIST BICH

Jun. 30, 2008 | 12:49 PM alex-shelley responds:

i'm not racist

Jun. 30, 2008 | 1:30 PM MoonShade777 says:

are you like 6 ,you go kill yourself dipshit

Jun. 30, 2008 | 3:04 PM alex-shelley responds:

nope i'm almost 18 and my mommy and daddy are proud of me

Jun. 30, 2008 | 3:07 PM MoonShade777 says:

me so sorry

Jun. 30, 2008 | 7:31 PM alex-shelley responds:

it's okie dokie

Jun. 30, 2008 | 4:17 PM evil-marshmallow says:

OMG R U FROM EXPLOSM??!?!?!!??!??

Jun. 30, 2008 | 7:32 PM alex-shelley responds:

OMG NO

Jun. 30, 2008 | 5:22 PM MoonShade777 says:

YOU ROCK

Jun. 30, 2008 | 7:32 PM alex-shelley responds:

YOU ROLL

Jul. 2, 2008 | 11:27 AM Tommygun117 says:

dude a lot of people hate u. wtf is ur icon u racist motherfucker

Jul. 10, 2008 | 7:58 PM alex-shelley responds:

alot of people love my penis
and how is my icon racist?
it doesn't say I HATE NIGGERS

Jul. 4, 2008 | 6:33 AM AdairTishler says:

suicide is funneh

Jul. 10, 2008 | 7:58 PM alex-shelley responds:

it sure fucking is

Jul. 4, 2008 | 10:17 AM warahead says:

hahaha good icon,the adult is a n****r hahaha

Jul. 10, 2008 | 8:00 PM alex-shelley responds:

yea cause most niggers like to touch small purply children

Jul. 5, 2008 | 12:26 PM C1ph3r says:

Fuck you, asshole!

Jul. 10, 2008 | 8:00 PM alex-shelley responds:

you fuck my asshole

Jul. 9, 2008 | 1:36 PM Pokedude98 says:

if your spamming every page possible you forgot one

Jul. 10, 2008 | 8:01 PM alex-shelley responds:

sorry i kinda have been away for 11 days

Jul. 12, 2008 | 1:30 AM ecwrulesbad says:

Sorry, I can't do that! I can't afford to buy a gun to kill, I don't have a knife at home or any other knives and I don't have something to hang myself over. Even attempt falling down from our roof won't help because our cat is in the way for most of the time!

Jul. 12, 2008 | 9:45 AM alex-shelley responds:

awwwwwwwwww
what kinda kitty is it?

Jul. 12, 2008 | 8:56 AM ghyfty says:

You normal now?

Jul. 12, 2008 | 9:46 AM alex-shelley responds:

No I don't think so

Jul. 13, 2008 | 11:29 PM baseballrockfan1 says:

why the hell would i even think about it?

Jul. 14, 2008 | 12:20 AM alex-shelley responds:

i don't know what "it" is

Jul. 14, 2008 | 8:00 AM chips2000 says:

im going to kill you first !!!!
I'm will be behind you in 8:15.

Jul. 14, 2008 | 9:00 AM alex-shelley responds:

whose I'm?
and why is I'm going to kill me in 8 hours and 15 minutes?

Jul. 14, 2008 | 11:44 AM JustAnotherUser says:

well, this is gonna be the last comment of my life, because i'll just do what alex-shelley told.
or i'll just eat pie.

Jul. 14, 2008 | 1:04 PM alex-shelley responds:

What kinda pie?

Jul. 14, 2008 | 1:17 PM JustAnotherUser says:

i dunno. maybe strawberry

Jul. 14, 2008 | 3:39 PM alex-shelley responds:

i don't like strawberry

Jul. 21, 2008 | 6:36 PM wuzzles says:

your cock is mine

I shall have it

Jul. 23, 2008 | 9:27 PM konuspix-4 says:

lol

Jul. 25, 2008 | 10:42 AM krumpingkatie says:

Its ok. I love you.

Jul. 26, 2008 | 1:06 PM baseballrockfan1 says:

By it I meant kill myself. Why the hell would I dumbass.

Jul. 28, 2008 | 1:24 AM xXEmoRawrXx says:

lmao u hav alot of hate comments =)

Jul. 28, 2008 | 10:47 PM DriftLV1 says:

FUCKING FAILURE

YOUR COMMENT FAILED

LOL FAIL

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!1!!!1!1

Lolstupidfucker

Aug. 13, 2008 | 3:37 AM DeathChain01 says:

lol u stole this from Cyanide and Happiness.

BTW it's hilarious all the good comebacks some people set themselves up for.

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